Dear Mr. Big Truck Hauling a Boat,
You sir pulled right out in front of me while I was going 55 miles per hour on a state highway.(Okay, more like 60). There was NOBODY behind me. You then proceeded to pull your precious dinky fishing boat the half mile to the local fast food eatery at a snails pace and then pulled in without a turn signal. I will let you know, that you made me slam on my brakes made my THREE year old yell WHOA and annoyed me greatly. Seriously, THERE WAS NO ONE BEHIND ME. I WAS RIGHT THERE. Wait 30 seconds and annoy no one. I hope you drive your boat better than your truck. Watch out for the stumps.
(P.S. I have the road rage bad, especially in the morning. Do not talk to me until my coffee is digested.)